Alizee is Really a Great Actress !

[Marshal Davout]

You see I kinda fell in Love with Alizee from her early videos !
I am not one to fall in love a lot; as I was "in computers and websites" for many years; so I am somewhat of a "steady" individual for lack of better word ! But when I saw Alizee I fell "Head over Heels" as they say in Love with her ! So I resolved to fly to Paris and Propose Marriage to her ( not knowing hardly any French language ! ) I would have been the "Tom Hanks" in the movie and Alizee would have been the "Meg Ryan" Although Alizee is more Cute and Beautiful than Ryan and I must say I am more handsome than Hanks, as I was then being somewhat of a Robert Redford/Paul Newman type ! And so; I had an interpreter write me a letter of introduction and marriage proposal and having followed her from the Olympia Theatre; I had her hotel and then I Bribed a hotel employee for her room number 100 Francs ! Then I got all my gifts together ( two Hermes Scarfs, a gallon of the Perfume "Miss Dior" ( And You ! What would You do For Love - promoted by Natalie Portman ), A bottle of Champagne, 2 Glasses, An Emerald Bracelot and Necklace ( I like Green ), two boxes of Swiss Chocalate ( I heard they were the Best ! ) and of course a Ring. and so I knocked on her door ! She answered Wei ? So I got down on my knee and gave her my letter and said Marriage, Alizee ? I love you ! She let me in, reading my Proposal and I set up all my gifts on her kitchenette counter, got down on my knee and held out my ring to her ! But she said she was not ready for marriage just yet and she would not live in America, but only France or Corsica ! I told her I'll live anywhere you want ! But still she demurred !
And so finally she put me out the door, crying a little bit ( I did not expect that ! ) and so my Proposal was rejected and I was disconsolate !

[Scruffydog777]

Originally Posted by Marshal Davout

You see I kinda fell in Love with Alizee from her early videos !
I am not one to fall in love a lot; as I was "in computers and websites" for many years; so I am somewhat of a "steady" individual for lack of better word ! But when I saw Alizee I fell "Head over Heels" as they say in Love with her ! So I resolved to fly to Paris and Propose Marriage to her ( not knowing hardly any French language ! ) I would have been the "Tom Hanks" in the movie and Alizee would have been the "Meg Ryan" Although Alizee is more Cute and Beautiful than Ryan and I must say I am more handsome than Hanks, as I was then being somewhat of a Robert Redford/Paul Newman type ! And so; I had an interpreter write me a letter of introduction and marriage proposal and having followed her from the Olympia Theatre; I had her hotel and then I Bribed a hotel employee for her room number 100 Francs ! Then I got all my gifts together ( two Hermes Scarfs, a gallon of the Perfume "Miss Dior" ( And You ! What would You do For Love - promoted by Natalie Portman ), A bottle of Champagne, 2 Glasses, An Emerald Bracelot and Necklace ( I like Green ), two boxes of Swiss Chocalate ( I heard they were the Best ! ) and of course a Ring. and so I knocked on her door ! She answered Wei ? So I got down on my knee and gave her my letter and said Marriage, Alizee ? I love you ! She let me in, reading my Proposal and I set up all my gifts on her kitchenette counter, got down on my knee and held out my ring to her ! But she said she was not ready for marriage just yet and she would not live in America, but only France or Corsica ! I told her I'll live anywhere you want ! But still she demurred !
And so finally she put me out the door, crying a little bit ( I did not expect that ! ) and so my Proposal was rejected and I was disconsolate !

I bet those hotel employees could make quite a bit of money giving out her room #.

[Marshal Davout]

Originally Posted by Scruffydog777

I bet those hotel employees could make quite a bit of money giving out her room #.

Yes ! Scruffy ! I stayed at Alizee's door a little bit, still proposing through the door; but still she cried a little bit, saying No ! An old Maquis lady, down the corridor opened her door and said; Get away from that girl ! She is a Nice Girl ! I told her I was Proposing, but the old lady said; we'll it seems she has rejected you, so get away from there or I will call Le Gendarmes ! Finally I left and told Alizee I would send her another letter of Proposal. As I was exiting the Hotel Lobby; Inspector Rosseau of the Sirte pulled up with 3 gendarmes. Are you an American, he said ? I tried to say "NO" in my best French Accent; but Rosseau said; That's him, Get Him ! And so Rosseau and the Gendarmes started chasing me down the street, as I ran !
Alizee heard the commotion and went out on her balcony and watched Rosseau and the Gendarmes chasing me down the street ! This amused her, so she kinda gigled and laughed ! She took the old Maquis lady down the corridor one of the boxes of Chocolates I had left as a reward. The old lady told her; You are on the stage; so I better eat all of these for you ! Yes, keep the box, Alizee told her !
At the corner I ran into a bunch of Nuns escorted by a mother superior and burst through them ! Rosseau and the Gendarmes got delayed, though. What are you doing you idiot, said the mother superior to Rosseau ? we're chasing a Suspect, said Rosseau ! we'll chase them someplace else !
Ahead on the next corner I spy a subway entrance ,so I pile down it, hoping to find a Train. There is one there ! With the doors open, so I race onboard, reversing my jacket to a different color and find a hat on a seat, so I pull it down around my face. Finally the doors close and we take off. Rosseau and the gendarmes race down into the subway, but they are too late as the train is pulling out !
I got off at the next stop and immediately go to my hotel to check out as I am sure Rosseau will be checking all the hotels, for the american ! I check out ! I thought you were staying two weeks, the clerk said ? Some business came up in Marseille, I tell him so I have to go there ! Then I scout around for someplace unobvious to stay. I luckily find an old lady with a room to let, so I get that and stay there !