Wouldn't it be cool if...

[CFHollister]

Just goes to show that college boys and grown men can still have a celebrity idol, and how much joy a token of reciprocal recognition from the object of their affection can bring them

[FanDeAliFee]

First, I guess it is heart-warming to see that the "celebrity charity kissing booth" is still open. But I have to confess, I'm very reluctant to touch strangers myself because of the true-life experience I related in the subsection labeled "Health Issues" near the bottom of the post <a href="http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=156805&postcount=217">here</a>.

Videoconferences are now dirt cheap and of ever-improving quality and interrupt the transmission of pathogenic microbes. (Computer viruses only hurt computers!) But as I observed at <a href="http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=158000&postcount=27"><i>Ventrillo with pictures?</i></a>, you still can't routinely play "footsie." Perhaps firms like Scruffydog's employer are grateful for that.

But a specter is haunting the travel industry - the specter of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics"><i>Teledildonics</i></a>!

Introducing a topic like that should be adequate warning to those of sensitive dispositions to bail out of this post now before reading what follows.

It turns out that healthy college students are not always the neediest case which a celebrity can address. In noticing this thread, I was reminded of a story I would have sworn had appeared in <i>The Onion</i>, but which I could not pull up there. However, multiple copies of the same story are found on the Web, one of which appears <a href="http://www.ubersite.com/m/85205">here</a>.

I have made a number of serious posts at AAm in recent days, and so I am doing this one to assure everyone I have not lost my twisted sense of humor after all!