Heres what you asked for. If you want me to, later tonight I can vector the swirly things some more and get them goin all over the place.
(4 layers. Background color layer, layer of the image set to "darken", layer of the image on normal with a mask to cut out the background [this is to fix her skintones], and then a layer for the text)
(Her signature was a vector by me from her note stating that she would return)