Alizée Defined
Evidently I was bored so I visited my favourite dictionary website on the interweb- UrbanDictionary.com and searched for You Know Who.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Aliz%E9e I found it to be unbelievably funny- one of the funniest things that I've ever read. For the sake of convenience, I copied my favourite parts here (more or less the entire thing but more condensed if you're not interested in reading the link). -every woman is a percentage of Alizee, the higher the %, the closer she is to perfection, only Alizee has 100% -Gods beauty poured into a woman and packaged by the French. -Alizée would have stolen my heart, had I not given it willingly. -What angels wish they were. -Alizee's ass could motivate men to war, inevitably forcing yet another French surrender. (I'm most certainly not an anti-French person, but I'll readily admit that that's absolutely hilarious.) -2. Personification of success. --E.g. "Do you guys know the best singer in the world?" "Oh, you mean Alizée. Yeah, she is the BEST!!!!!" --E.g. "You are so successful, just like Alizée." And then the last entry says she has a terrible voice, a comment that earned a thumbs-down and a heart-felt "FU!" from me. Edit: After reading that, I decided to create this: http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/1...urchjpg6oi.jpg I can't help but think there is something funnier that I could have put on the sign, but what exactly that is eludes me. |
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http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~bfrazer1/calleban.html (follow the link at the bottom to understand) |
RadioactiveMan:
I can't help but think there is something funnier that I could have put on the sign, but what exactly that is eludes me. ------------------------------------------ No... that about sums it up for me! Put me in for the 9:00am sermon. - Cybersoil |
I figure that this is as good a place as any to reveal tonight's latest (and probably last; it's getting late) surprise.
I've been making some fake trading cards loosely modeled after Pokemon and Magic the Gathering for the last day or two. Today I made a couple more minor changes to the card and created the ultra-rare collector's edition holographic Alizee trading card. http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6...cardani5bg.gif |
I'll take it! I'll take it!
THANKS!!! Man... are you a graphics artist or what? -Cybersoil |
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The French were nice enough to make a sign for us English speakers.
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/2293/ccfil5oz.jpg |
Any thoughts on popularizing worship of Alizee?
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Lol, that was funny :)
I just found out today that her name is pronounced Ah-lee-zeeeeee, not ah-lee-zay. I watched a video on Youtube.com, and I clearly and distinctly heard her state her name into a microphone, she said, " ah-lee-zee " I've been pronouncing her name ah-lee-zay for months, lol |
Nope, it's Zay. I've watched many, many of her videos and they say, "ZAY."
Besides, Brigitte, Gabriela, Achille, Thibaud, and Charles (All French) say Ah -Lee -Zay Also, Alizee's two girl friends (Monique and Corinne) called her Ah-Lee-Zay. Also, I called her Ah-Lee-Zay and wasn't corrected. So it's "ZAY." Nuff said... -Cybersoil |
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